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| Still alive and working full time (for another week or so) for Bethel
Maintanence. Work starts at 7 am, so I have to be up by
5:35. Terrible. Just think, for 6.50 or so an hour, you too
can move libraries, clean asbestos, and destroy walls without using
proper tools.
Questions? Always on aim. Or call me. Whatever works.
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| Good news. I'm still alive. Check back later for more information.
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| Remember that squirrel picture? Well, I just responded to the email comfirmation letter to collegehumor.com. Best bet, the picture will be up in a couple days. The only problem? I still can't get onto collegehumor.com. Freaking surfpure. | | |
| I know that your supposed to spread out the posts, but I had to tell this story. I was talking with a friend when the topic of squirrels came up. He mentioned that he saw a dead squirrel that day. Immediately, I jumped up, and made him take Mike Albert and I to it. We scooped the remains into a shoe box, and headed for Oakwood. Our plan was to put it in Shupe (the girls' dorm) under someone's bed to find at the end of the year, or in the ceiling at Oakwood. We ended up putting it on Chris Miller's truck. I submitted the picture to collegehumor, but it got blocked two days later. Let me know if you see it. It's a dead squirrel under the wiper blade of a red truck. | | |
| What has it been since I last posted? Two, three weeks? Well, I warned you. So, anyways, there was this prospective student that stayed in the room next to mine last week. His host was at play practice, so I played host for the evening. Gabe was a cool kid. He was a junior that was considering Bethel, but wanted to get a feel for the campus and dorms. So I had him help me when we pranked Ryan Weaver. It was a harmless prank, really, just putting his mattress and bedding on top of the toilet stalls. It was harmless, in fact, until someone convinced Ben Borke to poop on some paper towels and put the poop on Ryan's bed. Even then, the prank was mostly harmless, and would have remained as such, except that someone climbing on the bed knocked the poop off, onto a student that was using the toilet. Some of the afore mentioned poop hit the kid in the head and arm, and the rest landed in his shorts. He started yelling which everyone heard and came to see. The RA came in and started yelling, and then yelled to "get the prospective out" because "he shouldn't be in here right now." I thought it was hilarious. Also that night, another friend named Mike tried to force his way into the room and cut his foot on some glass, and had to pull the glass out with pliers. All the while in a towel. Gabe saw it all. His dad asked him at breakfast the next day if the dorms were quiet at night. Gabe didn't say a thing. | | |
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